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中英文辞职报告锦集 篇1

Dear ,

as a graduate of an institution of higher education, i have a few very basic expectations. chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. after your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, i can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything i do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. i was hired because i know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.

you will never understand computers. something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. you will also never understand why people hate you, but i am going to try and explain it to you, even though i am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an ip address is. your shiny new imac has more personality than you ever will.

you walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. you have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. in a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. managers like you are a sad proof of the dilbert principle.

since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, i am forced to tender my resignation. however, i have a few parting thoughts.

1. when someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. the most you can say to hurt me is i prefer not to comment. i will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because i know you would be unable to do it on your own.

2. i have all the passwords to every account on the system, and i know every password you have used for the last five years. if you decide to get cute, i am going to publish your favorites list, which i conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. i do believe that terms like lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.

3. when you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. suffice it to say i have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but i assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation.

thank you for your time, and i expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. one word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. never screw with your systems administrator. why? because they know what you do with all that free time!

wishing you a grand and glorious day.

中英文辞职报告锦集 篇2

尊敬的领导:

Respected leader:

我想辞去工作的理由有三,望批准:

There are three reasons why I want to quit my job. I hope to approve it:

一、工作的时间长,个人所能利用的自由时间少。计划着去做一些自己喜欢做的事情,可时间总是不够,尤其是工作紧需要加班的时候。

First, the work time is long, the individual can use the free time to be few. Plan to do what you like, but time is not enough, especially when you need to work overtime.

二、对工作的兴趣浓度不高。这是我来杭州的第一份工作,很想把它做好。可是尽管我努力去做了。依然是时而热情,时而懒散。我不能保持长久的积极性。因此表现得也不好。这对公司还是个人都有不利。

Two, the concentration of interest in the work is not high. This is my first job in Hangzhou and I want to do it well. But even though I tried to do it. Still warm and sometimes lazy. I can't keep my enthusiasm for a long time. So it's not good either. It's bad for the company as well as for the individual.

三、今年已经24岁了。还有许多事没有去经历。我想去经历更多的人和事。不管是好是坏,是幸福还是艰辛,我都要去尝试。向前走才不会后悔!偏安一地的心事不平静的。

Three, this year already 24 years old. There are many things that have not gone through. I want to go through more people and things. For better or for worse, for happiness or hardship, I will try. Go ahead and will not regret it! He a mind is not calm.

在这里我不仅学会了装机器的基本操作,而且还将

Here I learned not only the basic operation of the machine, but also

公司朴素、严谨的作风深入脑海,感谢领导对我的`关心照顾,祝公司兴旺发达!

The company's simple and rigorous style of work goes deep into my mind. I thank the leaders for their concern and care for me. I wish the company prosperity and development!

申请人:

Applicant:

20xx年xx月xx日

20xx

中英文辞职报告锦集 篇3

dear mr.

please accept my resignation as associate chemist at the gert institute. i plan to leave my job here on september 30, 19–, taking a few days of annual leave just prior to that effective date. as you know, my primary interest has been in the oil and gas industry. therefore, i’ve accepted a position with fury refining, inc., that should put me back in touch with my “first love.” although i’m eager to accept the challenges in this new position, i regret leaving the institute. you and the organization as a whole have treated me very well over the past three years. i won’t forget the friendship and professional growth i’ve experienced as an employee here. best wishes to all of you for years of expansion here.

sincerely,

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