大学自我介绍模板幽默女生简短【汇编16篇】

尊敬的负责人:

您好!

我是一名应届本科毕业的女大学生，我愿意应聘并且自认能够胜任贵单位此次的招聘岗位，在此，我首先要感谢您阅读我的简历和求职信，这等于是给我介绍自己一个的珍贵机会。

我在城市长大，熟悉城市的人文环境和工商文明，但高考的发挥失误，使我未能跻身名校，为此我付出了四年的勤奋学习和积极的参加实践锻炼，希望能够弥补青春的第一次遗憾。

在东北小城市的这所大学的中文系，我是品学兼优的学生，连续五次获得奖学金以及参加校内学生工作的良好表现可以证明这一点。但我更渴望和更自豪的，是我多次参加实际工作中，工作单位及广大受众群体对我的肯定。截至20xx年4月，我总计上班的时间已经超过13个月，其中主要是在《北方经济周报》做社会新闻策划和采访记者。

《北方经济周报》是一份具备杂志特征的报纸，适合深度报道，我在报社的工作是负责社会新闻和经济新闻的专题采写，从选题、策划、联络和采访各界人士，到最后的主笔完稿，都是自己独立完成，涉及的素材包括财经、教育、消费者权益等。我精选了我独立工作完成的6份报样，其中包括三个整版的专题报道和新闻调查，希望能够在面试的时候请您批评。

总之，在13个月的工作过程中，我都勤奋积极的投入，把握住每一次机遇努力锻炼自己，至今，我对纸媒和网媒的了解、对经济和社会话题的选择策划、联络采访和沟通、以及文案撰写等，都具备了一个合格工的认知水平和操作能力。

莱布尼茨说，现在是伟大的，因为它有未来。对于初入职场的我，非常渴望得到贵单位的肯认和支持，使我有机会作为参与者之一与贵单位一起争取明天的进步，而我自己也认为我具备一个合格劳动者的知识结构和能力素质，肯定不会辜负您和贵单位给我的珍贵机会。

再次向您表示衷心的感谢，渴望得到您的进一步垂询，并祝您事业顺利。

此致

敬礼!

20xx年x月x日

Good morning, dear teachers! Its my great honor to be standing here for this interview. I am _x, from Class One of the College of Chemistry and Materials Science. I think I am a positive and curious girl.

I love the mysteries and surprises chemistry has brought to me. To tell you the truth, I still remember so well how I was unbelievably fascinated by the power and glamour of chemistry in my first lesson in the chemistry lab.

Chemistry to me was like playing magic tricks--it could make impossible possibe. As I grew older, I came to realize that life is chemistry: it can be sour, bitter, spicy, sweet or fragrant, depending on how you combine the elements. Wherever we complain, chemistry can explain: try a different combination and we are sure to expect a change.

It was my first chemistry teacher who led me to become so interested in chemistry that during the six years of my middle school i had been among the top students, of which I still feel kind of proud. Now I am already a university major in chemistry. ive got to know more about this field of science and i am definitely looking forward to it.

My dream is to become a researcher in chemistry one day and help explain the world aroud us and benefit the human kind, or rather, the general public.

I will surely work hard for this dream and I am confident that I will make it. Thank you!

each examiner:I call, come from shandong province.this year is 21 years old, I is a student who will soon graduate.

In addition, i attend various activities of the school organization to come to the oneself of 锻炼 actively and do various part-time to increase social experience.the teacher is divided into the group to us in the experiment and practice of the lesson remaining to complete mission, make we the deep comprehension arrive the importance of the team.the and the rise time acquires the school scholarship during the period of school, three staffs.

however necessarily limited at the knowledge that the school learn, therefore i would ready to take advice study in the later work, the backlog working experience, the exaltation work ability.hope your company to give me a displays an own opportunity!this with the result that salute.

cher art professional inside the plan at graduation. From 1997 to within country no longer ZiFeiSheng bag distributive, that I should go up with the sun most glary vocation over. Fortunately, tattenai machang small teachers is insufficient, the people in this small introduction, I served as a year of temporary substitute teacher.

Recall that time which was both sweet and good, although substitute a low salary, but listen students around the side teacher and teacher growled and looked at the pairs of eyes, the full trust every childishness little face, all the unpleasant life all suddenly vanished. I wanted to, even if it does not become a full member, as long as the school needs, is when the lifetime class teacher I also willingly. And behold, since 1998 countries began to repel temporary and class teacher, received the school verbally notify after, I was reluctant to part with the mood, quietly left school.

Today, I want to pass the e-am again on the rostrum desire is so urgent! My family has three sisters, two sisters working outside, in order to take care of elderly parents already, I always stay in their side. I have open shop, first business handicraft, again after business clothing. But no matter how business handy, when a glorious peoples teacher has always been my dream of fundamentality and wish to their life work to pursue career. I have participated in the e-am, but are due to various reasons and failed to realize the dream, but I decided, as long as the opportunity, I have been e-am go on until the ideal realization so far.

Now of I, after the test of life than my rival in age I no longer have an advantage, but I had a more than they are in childrens love, patience and responsibility, a more mature and self-confident.

我出生在一个十分贫苦的家庭，记得在我的小时候，爸爸的生活非常的无聊，整天只能数钱，妈妈也是，整天都在用扫帚扫钱;

我的家在深山中，每次要出去买东西，那是相当的麻烦，开保时捷要5小时，开宾士起码也要4小时;虽然家里有台直升机，但是开到那边是很难找到停车位，相当的不方便;

我偶尔也会出去逛逛街，但爸妈怕我被绑架，随身有20多个保镖保护着，大家看到我都被吓跑了，所以我从小就开始被排斥......因为家里是在深山，每次到了冬天都十分冷，爸爸也说，出去买东西很麻烦，所以冬天没有暖炉...没有棉被...每天只能陪着爸妈烧钱取暖...而睡觉的时候，也只能盖着钱睡觉(我绝得英镑比较温暖)。

记得小时候，有一次，我因为房间太大，还来不急跑出房间，就尿裤子了，所以，爸爸在我房间放了一台小绵羊机车，好让我能在10分钟以内，冲出1000坪的房间，穿越5公里的走廊，到达800坪的厕所(我常常在走廊迷路)

爸爸又另外叫人加盖了20间600坪里面有着250坪小厕所的破房间，说：“以后如果尿湿了，直接换房间，如果房间不够或是太小的话，再告诉爸爸，爸爸再叫人来多盖几间，我们的生活很辛苦，你要忍着点!!”

现在想起来，爸爸真是个善良的人!!

还记得有一次，家里遭小偷光顾，因为他用了炸药炸坏了我爸的保险箱，使得里面的金币不断的往外滚出来，结果竟把那个小偷压死了......我觉得那个小偷好可怜......金币压死人是很痛的!!他不像之前那个被钞票闷死的小偷一样幸运。

妈妈也常常告诉我，我们家生活非常困苦～要我学着吃苦～

所以我从小养成了刻苦耐劳精神，我将来的志愿，是要找200只会吃钱的怪物，好把家里的钱都吃光，为那些可怜的小偷报仇!!

Good moring ladies and gentlemen!it is great honour for me to take this interview,thank you for giving me this chance!my name is , i am an undergraduate of xidian university,major in telecommunication engineering.as the cradle of chinas telecommunication talents,xidian universtiys long history,good research atmosphere and the long term cooperation with institue, provide me an excellent stduy environment. after about four years hard work, i have learnd all the courses of telecommunication engineering and have good command of the basis of telecommunication technology. I am confident that my solid education background will lay me a sound foundation to fulfill my master degree courses! in addition to my solid education background,i have good communicate skill and strong team spirit.i strongly believe this will be a great help for me to fullfil my master degree courses.futher more,i am healthy and tough.besides study i enjoy playing basketball much!Sports give me a healthy body and tough mind.thats all, thank you very much!

After completing my military service, I have been looking for a challenginggoal for me to achieve. And I found that the Intermediate of General EnglishProficiency Test fits my new achievement properly.

I graduated from Taipei Commercial Junior College, majored in businessadministration. Instead of ending much time in playing, I devoted myself to mystudies and paid attention to all meaningful things happened in daily life. Bythe way, I learned a lot from Mr. Wang, the professor of my business class. Heis my good friend till now an often gives some appropriate suggestions toward myproblem confusion.

My father is, in the same way, a good consultant to me. As he said: I am inpoor education, little for you; to clarify, what he have given is far beyond hiswords, I do think so. I was born in a country of Ping Tung Country, farming isour career of generations. There are four people in my family, Mother ishousewife and my brother is a student of an Agriculture College.

I am optimistic and active, and I am confident that I can pass the test.Thank you for your preciou

good morning, teachers. i am glad to have thechance to introduce myself.

my chinese name is yang yiguo.my english name is evan. i am a boy. i am five years old. i am fromyingzhong training center.

there are five people in myfamily. they are father, mother, grandpa, grandma and i. my fatheris a doctor, he works in union hospital. my mother is a teacher ofyoung children.

i like englsh. i have learnedenglish for one year. i learn englsh from mycomputer, my english teacher and my parents. now i can speak alittle englsh. that’s all.thank you for listening.

Hello, my name is ---. -- years old this year, just a year. University of economics is to learn, although it is still hard to learn, the result is not fine school. I am a local Wuhan, but rarely say Wuhan, not strange, I think Mandarin is more a gentleman, ha ha...... Mainly about their basic situation, such as name, age, profession and hometown, you girls can not say that the age of. You can also roughly speak a little bit about college. You can also talk about their own diligence, sureness, progress, sincerity and so on. Look at what you need to say what, try to colloquial, vivid, plus a little smile, this is very important) my interest hobby, too little, billiards, and reading it on 331. I love billiards, you can do after sparring, rookie level is, you win enough. Gobang is less of an outsider, seemingly over the years havent lost, are interested can learn about. Reading is a part of many peoples leisure life, is not to say, but it is not an e-aggeration, reading efficiency, really good, can reach the standard of one hundred thousand words for two hours, if you love reading it, and I dont have the efficiency ratio. In fact, the character may be in the interests of the interest, so the first paragraph can not say. Talk about their hobbies more conducive to making friends, you girls generally like to see the United States blockbuster, drama, etc., you can also mention Now just out of the campus, the work is not very understanding, I hope that many of the predecessors pointing. There is nothing in the work done well, I hope a lot of understanding, after all, we are starting from the new. Time really flies, college life is over, and now also on the job, a new starting point, a new start, I would like to work with everyone, for the company to re create brilliant. Wish the business development on the upgrade, you work smoothly. We want to know more about me, can be more e-changes. Thank you. Thats all.

my name is ...i was born in19xx and i m from the beautiful famous jiujiang in lushan. during the time in school ,my major subject is customs declaration and international freight

during the time in school i have got many kinds of rewards, and i have passed the exanms of national customs officer,cargo agent,declarant,assiatant logistician and documentation specialist .

i am a person with rich knowledge of my major,and i am honest .i m also very hot-hearted ,i am vrey lively and i have strong resposibility of my job .i can bear lots of pressure

i hope i can be a member in your company.

this is my self introduction ,thanks!

Conventional:

My name is Chris. I’m a Senior/ 4th-year undergraduate student from School of Economics, Peking University. I’ve kept on outstanding academic record during the 4 years in college, winning several awards and scholarships including… I’ve co-founded such and such student organizations on campus and have participated in such and such exchange programs. I’ve had internships with prestigious companies such as ABC and XYZ, which was my first exposure to the consulting industry. I’m excited about the dynamic life style and steep learning curve in a consulting firm, and that’s the reason why I applied for this job.

Unique:

I’m a person who likes challenges. During my 4 years at Peking University I’ve always tried hard to seek, confront and conquer challenges, as you can find from my resume. Today I’m sitting here in front of you, well aware that you are going to give me a big challenge. And I’m confident that I can survive it.

I am glad to be here for this interview. First let me introduce myself. My name is diyifanwen.com, 24. I come from Nanchang,the capital of Jiangxi Province. I graduated from the department of *University in July ,20xx.In the past two years I have been prepareing for the postgraduate examination while I have been teaching *in NO.*middle School and I was a head-teacher of a class in junior grade two.Now all my hard work has got a result since I have a chance to be interview by you.

I am open-minded ,quick in thought and very fond of history.In my spare time,I have broad interests like many other youngers.I like reading books, especially those about .Frequently I exchange with other people by making comments in the forum on line.In addition ,during my college years,I was once a Net-bar technician.

So, I have a comparative good command of network application.I am able to operate the computer well.I am skillful in searching for information in Internet.I am a football fan for years.Italian team is my favorite.Anyway,I feel great pity for our countrys team.

Good morning everyone

First of all, please allow me to express my greatest appreciation for yougive me this opportunity for an interview. And I hope I can make a goodperformance today I will do my best for this interview.

My name is, 25 years, graduated from the Mudanjiang Normal Collegemajor in English and I have been got the eight professional certificate inEnglish (test for English majors) and senior English teacher qualificationcertificate. Perhaps my situation on this place is pretty unlikely, aftergraduation because of personal interests I am gone to the HeilongjiangUniversity graduate college major in history.

Im outgoing and open-minded. In my spare time, I have broad interests. Suchas reading, surfing the internet, listening to music. I like children very much.I think children are active, innocent and pure. With them, I feel very relaxed,pleasant and younger. Therefore, I learned a lot from my one year workingexperience.

To be a good teacher is my dream, I think a teacher is not only a guide forthe students, but also a friend of them, if I were a teacher I would build aclose relation with my students helping them not only on their study but also ontheir lives, I will try my best and I am confident that I can be a goodteacher

If your county to give me this opportunity, I passed the interview, as manyteachers team member, I will continue learning, work hard to contribute toeducation in their own strength, will never live up to the human soul engineerof this glorious title.

Hello,everybody!

My name is. I am from. There are people in my family. My father works in a computer company. He is a computer engineer. My mother works in an international trade company. She is also a busy woman. I have an elder sister and a younger brother. My sister is a junior in --University. She majors in English. My brother is an elementary school student. He is 8 years old.

Because of my father, I love surfing the Internet very much. I play the on-line game for about 2 hours every day. I wish I could be a computer program designer in the future. And that is why I am applying for the electronics program in your school.

thank you!

hello,everyone!

today i am very happy,because i can talk about with you.you see i am a lovely girl,yes!i like laughing,i like studying.that`s me-- zhuyingjie from badong shiyan primary school.i am eight. i am young but i know “we are the masters of nature.”

we have only one earth. but now,the environment becomes worse and worse. as you know,theres no enough clean water for people. so many of them lose their lives because of water.if we take good care of our earth today,it will be more beautiful tomorrow.

my dear friend let us start from the trivial side,to be a good kid keeper.

我是xx学校专业xx年级学生，毕业将至，又一是个新开始即将来到，等待着我继续努力奋斗、迎接挑战。时光飞梭，将带着童年的梦想、青年的理想离开学校，走上工作岗位。大学四年是我思想、知识结构及心理、生长成熟的四年。惠于理工大学的浓厚学习、创新氛围，熔融其中四年使我成为一名复合型人才。

在校的主要任务是学习，所以我掌握了相对比较强的专业知识，并把理论知识运用到实践中去，期末总评成绩名列年级前茅，获得优秀学生奖学金二等、三等各两次，荣获校级三好学生称号。我所学专业是计算机，对电脑有着近乎狂热的喜爱，在熟练掌握各种基本软件的使用及硬件维护过程中，有独特的经验总结。顺利通过国家社会和劳动保障部高新技术办公软件应用模块资格高级操作员考试。在个人爱好的带引下，入校我便参加了校书画协会，由干事到副会长，这是对我的付出与努力的肯定，自我介绍《大学生自我介绍》。我们根据理工校人文气氛不浓的状况，组织开展一系列活动丰富校园生活，被评选为重邮优秀学生社团。所组织的跨校联谊活动，达到预期目的，受到师生首肯，个人被评为重邮西政两校现场书画大赛优秀领队。静如处子，动如脱兔，181cm的身高和出众的球技，使我登上球场后，成为系篮球队主力小前锋，与队友一起挥汗，品味胜利。文武兼备，则是我大学生活的一重要感悟。此外，在担任班团支书和辅导员助理期间积极，为同学服务，表现出色，贡献卓越荣，获校级优秀学生干部称号。

大学三年级，我以优异的成绩与表现，光荣地加入了中国共产党。加入这个先进的团体，是我人生的一次升华。在保先教育中，我更是严格要求自己，带领身边同学，一起进步。曾获精神文明先进个人称号。在参加义务献血后，让我更加懂得珍惜生命，热爱生活。假期中，我根据专业特长，在电脑公司参加社会实践，这对我的经验积累起到了极其重要的作用。考取了机动车驾驶执照（C型）。对即将步入社会的我，充满了信心。

“长风破浪会有时，直挂云帆济沧海”，怀着饱满的热情、坚韧的性格、勤奋的态度，等待着我的是机遇与挑战！抓住这个机会，为单位尽自己绵薄之力。